There were a couple who had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light.
Well, after 20 years, she felt this was ridiculous. He thought it crazy to break this habit.
So one night while they were in the midst of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband wearing a battery-operated pleasure device ... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
Was completely ballistic.
"You're an impotent bastard," she cried to him, "How can you be lying to me all these years? You better explain!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
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