Newest Jokes

1) Do fart?
Because only left me impressed.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
Because they are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can not keep it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Because I like to disconnect you.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants eh?
because I see myself in them.

6) If a tree and I was a squirrel
I store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You can not be the hottest girl looking for here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret in the morning,
family sleeping late.

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench
every time I think, my nuts tighten